Monologue

Good Morning! I´m glad it´s finally my turn to speak, cause I feel a slight “irk” making it vague. Are you telling us this crap because you want us to buy your book? Because if you really wanna know, that was some of the worst advice I've ever heard. Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. And you, wanna know something? No one ever really knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some dick shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... Instead of letting it rain on your pillow every night you should try to lift some weights, take a karate lesson and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. Cause you see; we all complain all the time, but we don´t do shit about it, we just whine and drown in our own sorrow making a storm inside a glass of water. Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful. So stop bitching, grow a pair and do what you gotta do, cause no amount of whining is gonna get you anywhere. It´s up to you.