Play Review John Malkovich

I do not mean to be rude or to impose a feeling of negative criticism upon the reader, (Ms. Morrison), but I´ve enjoyed staring blankly at a wall more than I enjoyed The Infernal Comedy. The endless singing of the two ladies strangled by their bras was like raped by 1000 screeching bats and even though John Malkovich´s acting was not bad at all, the play itself, in my opinion was defecation. And again, even though the acting was good, you can´t make a diamond out of feces. I wanted to leave early during the intermission, except there was no intermission, and the seats were just an inch too short to place your head back comfortably. The thing about this "play" is that it´s more of a 2 hour monologue with opera intermissions. I´m not going to lie, I wanted to shoot myself through those parts, yet some of the things John Malkovich said were actually interesting and intelligent, and he did do the crazy man part well. What intrigued me a bit is that I actually felt that he was a tad crazy himself. The time spent there I felt was lost, since I could have been watching t.v or picking my nose, all that kind of productive stuff. The lighting was TERRIBLE, the reflectors were like flashlights, they were shaky as hell, and it seemed like the crew were handicapped. My only positive review about this: The orchestra was BEAUTIFUL. They played in perfect synchronization and the pieces they played were amazing and complex. I only actually clapped for them, since they were great. Overall, this was the worst play I have ever seen, excluding fourth grade Macbeth, I hope this play stops being presented so John Malkovich goes back to doing awesome movies, such as Being John Malkovich, and I hope that those singers don´t breed.